Welcome to sweary™ the really cool insult generator

Ever struggled to think of a suitable riposte or insult? Tired and bored of the same old swear words?

Well, struggle no more because sweary™ is here! It's free to use, simple and devastatingly funny. Simply click 'generate' below, and watch in awe as your new insult gets crapped out - now with even more insulting insults added!

Simply use the generated insult on your aggressor, friend, family member or co-worker and feel satisfied at a job well done*. Please note that there are some very rude words in there - so if easily offended, don't push the button!

New - You can now use the insult generator on facebook! Click here to take a peek now

* - Please note that we do not accept any liability for offence, lasting trauma or injury caused by irresponsible use of our insults and swear words. Use them with caution! Also, you should not use this tool if you are easily offended.