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Dogs vs Cats Funny Daily Diary

admin — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 23:56:01 +0000

The average dogs daily diary…versus the average cat:

(Click to enlarge a bit).

Funny Whitney Houston Meme

admin — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 15:17:01 +0000

Coke vs Pepsi funny Whitney meme…

Too soon? Meh.

Spoons-Aeroplanes Funny Baby Meme

admin — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 15:12:08 +0000

Spoons don’t really sound like aeroplanes? lol, Confused baby is confused.

Little Girl Halloween Funny Meme

admin — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 14:25:14 +0000

Bear Grylls Lost in Macdonalds Funny Meme

admin — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 14:04:19 +0000

Another Bear Grylls funny meme for your collection

Mom SMS Vibrator Fail

admin — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 14:00:08 +0000

Nice job, mom. This is just so…wrong and dumb at the same time:

Cats versus Dogs…

admin — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 04:19:02 +0000

One of the small differences between cats and dogs…

Funny Business Buzzword Generator

admin — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 02:02:42 +0000

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Betting Marriage Will Last

admin — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 03:59:32 +0000

Pretty accurate appraisal of marriage

Funny Cat Meme

admin — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 03:57:43 +0000

Lolcats

Only Princesses Get The Prince Funny Ecard

admin — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 03:48:50 +0000

I Don’t Always… Meme

admin — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 03:40:50 +0000

Dos Equis beer guy waxing lyrical on art students:

Evil Funny Plotting Baby Meme

admin — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 02:29:24 +0000

Just so true

Child Safety Tips – From a Pedophile!

admin — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 02:22:50 +0000

Nice to see a pedo give back to the community with child safety tips! This guy looks legit!

Joseph Ducreux Acquire Currency Funny Meme

admin — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 02:16:33 +0000

99 Problems – variation on the classic Joseph Ducreux ‘acquire currency’ funny meme:

Very Funny Pepsi Commercial